A Moroccan Mooch

Just under 4 hours from Gatwick you can reach the African continent….

I have travelled overland through much of Africa but had previously only visited Casablanca in Morocco. Marrakech had been a dream for a long time, and I highly recommend visiting in February for warm days and cool nights. I admit I cheated with a package deal for this 4-night trip, but it was an easy 20 minute taxi ride from Menara Airport to the walled city. There are also buses to Djemaa el Fna which is the huge central market. I warn you now – pee before you join the immigration queue – it is looooong!! There are also places to exchange your cash (Euros is best) as you exit immigration, and after that you can buy a Moroccan SIM card for your phone – and you WILL need Google Maps! (It pains me to say this as I love relying on my own mapping ability, but the souks are way bigger and more confusing than you can imagine, so buy a SIM card).

We arrived to the pink walls of the medina as night fell and a porter met us at the taxi drop off to escort us to our riad (hotel). The taxi driver had called them on the way which was a nice surprise (asking for directions maybe?!) and believe me even with Maps we wouldn’t have known where to go! I am not sure if this is typical of riads or not, but ours was split over 4 separate buildings meaning where we were sleeping was not where we checked in. But we were welcomed warmly by staff at the Angsana Collection and soon brought us a delicious dinner. One reason for staying there was that they catered to all our dietary requirements (which I had confirmed via email in advance) and it was delicious!

Day 1 – exploring the Medina

After a delicious breakfast of pancakes, fruit, jam and cake (all suitable for vegans) we set off to see the sights! The main street from our hotel Rue Riad Zitoun el Jdid lead more or less straight to the main square Djemaa el Fna so this seemed like a good choice to start with. Although not particularly narrow (in comparison to some of the tiny lanes) even this street felt cramped and crowded. With shops on both sides spilling their wares onto the pavement, various food carts, 2 lines of tourists snaking past each other, motorbikes, wagons and the odd donkey – the Medina can be a LOT. And honestly at times it was a little overstimulating. But if you lean into it and let it wash over you the chaos turns into a vibe!

Djemma el Fna is a whole other level! Even in the morning when the market stalls are barely set up there are still snake charmers (not ideal from the animal welfare perspective) food and flower sellers and some cafes that – if you sit on the top floor and pay top dollar for a coffee – provide fantastic views of the Atlas mountains! There are of course, a few people out to sting the tourists but with a firm ‘no thank you’ they soon lost interest. From the square you can take a stroll through the souks (this is where you need GPS!) or head to Koutoubia, a 12 century mosque worthy of a snap or 2. It was closed for works in Feb 2024 so I have no further information on this.

From there you can head down Avenue Hommane Al Fatouaki to Tinsmiths Square, a cute little area unfortunately situated in-between some of the busiest roads in the city! But the shops and restaurants offer a small oasis of calm and plenty of souvenirs! If you carry on through the square you will hit (almost literally) the peachy-coloured walls of Badi Palace. You can visit the 16th century building between 9 and 5 most days, but I highly recommend a walk around the perimeter where you will find huge stork nests high up on the walls and pillars! There were about 8 nesting pairs when we visited and they were all mating! Quite an unexpected sight!

There are 100s of places to eat, some offering rooftop views, most offering meat, veggie and some vegan options (the staples like pancakes, tagine and vegetable couscous are conveniently vegan) and many do sell alcohol. It appeared that there were certain areas that did not (the places near Tinsmiths Square) and a few in Djemma el Fna, but it seemed fine to ask and responses were an honest yes or no. It was not listed on all menus but again wait staff didn’t seem to be offended by asking, in fact in one restaurant I asked for the beer (listed as non-alcoholic) and the waiter asked if I wanted alcoholic instead. Another thing I found surprising was how subtle, almost bland the flavours of the local dishes were! I don’t know if this done for the tourists, or it is actually traditional cooking, but I certainly did not get a hint of the British take on ‘Moroccan-spiced’. Try the almonds, mint tea, the tiny pastries and the nut paste (not a town for nut allergies!)

Day 2 – A day trip!

There are a few day excursions you can do from Marrakesh, most will collect and drop-off within a few meters of your hotel. The main options are Essaouira beach, Ouzoud waterfall and Ouarzazate film studio. All involve a lot of driving (8-10 hours) so be prepared for that. The landscape was beautiful, with a backdrop of colourful mountains blending from red to yellow and green. The roads are actually very straight so fine for those with sensitive tummies! We chose the waterfall which included a little boat ride and guided hike. Despite the early month it was a hot day but the walk was easy enough, although probably not suitable for those with physical impairments or who depend on mobility aids. There are donkeys there for hire but I would implore you not to use them.

The hike is mostly downwards to the foot of the falls and includes a tea stop with a shop and a demonstration of local language and produce. Once you reach the bottom there are small rafts with what appear to be old chairs strapped to the top, and this is your ‘boat ride’ across the river. It is actually quite fun and you’ll feel some cool spray from the Jurassic Park scene that greets you (picture mossy cliffs and birds flying overhead).

From here its a few flight of steps to lunch, which is included and consisted of bread, tagine and fruit, and a front seat to take in the view. Once you’ve digested you have a few more flights up before another breathtaking view of the forest and a few macaques who will happily post for photos for a snack or a sip of water.

It is a long day but a lovely break from the city (though not from the tourists!) and outside of very hot weather would be manageable for most. Take snacks for the bus and plenty of water (if you have a filter bottle you can fill up at the photo stop – just ask).

We had dinner at Clock which provided veggie and vegan options at reasonable prices. We were treated to some excellent live music too!

Day 3

Today was another exploring day around the city and included highlights like Bahia Palace (go early if possible) the Photography museum (a nice glimpse into the history of Marrakech) and some nearby vegan tapas – get the whole menu for 2 people, delicious! The tannery is another option – you can smell it from the Photography Museum! We also visited the Secret Gardens which were lovely.

We tried to go to Jardin Marjorelle (the pictures look stunning) but sadly for us it opened for the season the day after we left! Oh well, next time…. We wandered through the souks again (I can’t tell you where, just follow the crowds!) and did some shopping and bartering. We found another rooftop bar for sunset with the help of a lovely local man, and then falafel and chips for dinner. After a couple of drinks we headed back to the main square to absorb the ambiance and chaos! And of course to buy a lamp!

And that’s it – we flew home after breakfast the following day. It was a great trip, especially good if you have meat/dairy dietary requirements, the people were friendly and kind and the weather was great! My advice would be to spend a little bit of time relaxing away from the hustle, just so it feels like a holiday. But you will love this place, so go on, what are you waiting for?!?

Where Next?

64 countries done. More if you count sneaky shore-side lunches when I was working at sea. Which I don’t. I have hiked the Inca Trail. I have scuba-dived the Great Barrier Reef. I have swung across gorges, abseiled cliff faces, zip-lined through jungles and picked up elephant poo with my bare hands.

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SO now what? Its a sad truth but the more you see and experience, the harder it is to be impressed by things. You’re sitting on a beautiful beach in Mexico thinking about how many beautiful beaches you sat on in Thailand. Your mates are all going sand-boarding in Australia but ‘no thanks I did that in Namibia’. This Malay curry is great, but there was this Khmer curry in Cambodia…..Although the travel bug never dies, you somehow become jaded through your own exposure. The inevitable conflict means that you become desperate to see something new but feel sure that nothing will ever truly impress you again. What could possibly excite you as much as sunrise at Uluru? What could be more thrilling than swimming with sharks or seeing a family of gorillas in the Ugandan highlands? Clearly nothing.

Therefore I have been forced to find new places to go, new challenges to complete. In other words, create another ‘advanced’ bucket list. The following consists of new countries (for me to visit obviously) and brand new experiences. What do you think? What is on your bucket list???

Trekking Antelope Canyon and Horseshoe Bend  Now I appreciate that this may be one of the most visited parks in SW USA, but its new to me, and it is STUNNING!!

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Seeing the Northern Lights (I tried in Iceland but just got fog)

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Exploring all the National Parks in Croatia

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Driving in Madagascar (this looks terrifying!)

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Walking the length of the Mississippi

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Myanmar by hot air balloon

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Seeing more animals in their natural habitat, like grizzly bears, lemurs and binturongs

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Travelling for days by sleeper train (Canada or the Orient Express)

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Climbing Snowdon

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Dancing in Buenos Aires

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And lastly….to fly long haul Business Class!

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Have you done any of these? Have you done something even better? Let me know in the comments

Best Pizza in Napoli!

Sorrento is beautiful. Everyone says that right? “Oh you’re going to Sorrento? Its beautiful!” And it’s true – Italy never disappoints. You can choose to stay in the town, but it makes a great base for exploring the local area, plus day trips to Pompeii  and Ischia.

Flying into Naples – just a 2.5hr flight from London – gives you a chance to visit the city first, or take the bus straight to Sorrento. At €10 it’s not cheap but its easy, direct and the scenery (if unlike me you can stay awake!) is much more impressive than the cheaper rail alternative. Not to mention the impossibly narrow streets that somehow accommodate head to head coaches! Just over an hour later you’ll be sipping a coffee or cocktail in one of the many bars in town. Happy days!

Wandering round Sorrento is rather splendid. A little town split by a raveen and perched, fledgling-like on a cliff edge, Sorrento offers small shingle beaches, stall-lined cobbled streets and enough food and drink to satisfy even the most ravenous of tourists.  Visit Vallone dei Mulini, a minutes walk from the main piazza, which houses an old mill deep in the valley of the town. Its a pretty cool relic overgrown with moss and surrounded by lush Amazonian vegetation and a small stream that runs to the sea. Its a little slice of tranquility bizarrely situated 50 feet below a busy road. From there you can walk down to Marina Grande via a pavement-less meandering road to lay on the tiny beach, spot scurrying cats looking for fish and see Vesuvius across the bay, bearing down on the city of Naples. Grab a table by the waters edge or have a picnic. Not a bad way to spend a day.

If that wasn’t enough to get you Sky Scanning then perhaps Positano will entice you. 45 minutes further along the coast (and some more hair-raising costal roads) this epic village proffers striking colourful buildings semi-circled around the beautiful sandy beach. However, be warned – if you commit to walking from the bus stop down to the beach, prepare yourself for many many stairs! Taxis will ask you for 2 handfuls of gold in exchange for the short trip so take a slow walk and you’ll find all sorts to amuse you on the way. Positano is expensive, but once you are supping your €6 diet coke in the sun with some chill out music and a view to rival any other you won’t care! There are lots of shops and restaurants – we found a brilliant place hidden from the tourists that made delightful local dishes, but I don’t want to spoil it by telling you where! (follow the road into the the cliff) I will however say be careful with the buses – the advertised times are only a guide, make sure you’re at the bus stop a good 15 minutes beforehand, if you miss the last one its a long walk home!

We also managed a quick trip to Capri (accent the CA-pri to sound like a local) which start at around €55 including minibus to and from the port, ferry and boat trip around the island. We knew that Capri was gonna be expensive, especially as we discovered that there is no more planning permission to build, so current real estate sells for around €12,000 per square meter! Yes Capri is expensive but its not hard to see why – walking through white-painted alleyways without knowing where they lead, the sparkling sea gently kissing white sands…Its easy to see why people are willing to pay so much to live here! We collapsed in oversized deck chairs with a frozen cocktail, lulled into catatonia by the blissful sound of the waves and the baking sun. It was impossibly beautiful – and crowded! Be prepared to fight your way onto the bus that saves you from the uphill trek from the beach back to the town (worth it though).

Our last stop was Naples where we queued for 2 hours to sample the best pizza in Italy. It was pretty good, but I was so hungry I would have eaten the box by that point! But its the thing to do and the queue remained jovial (aided by the local bars selling beers while you wait) and the service was swift and friendly. And after 2 beers on an empty stomach you almost don’t care how good the pizza is! If you like shopping then Naples is the place for you. If not, stroll around the harbour to watch the cruise ships coming and going, find a cool bar for a drink or some music – the choice is yours. Italy provides all the goods – so get going!

The heart of Jordan

I am standing on a bronze-coloured sand dune surrounded by craggy, boulder-strewn mountains. The sun is just starting to peer above the peaks bathing the hills behind me in a warm, golden light. It is 6am in the Wadi Rum desert. A light breeze tousles my hair as I close my eyes and listen to the silence. And it is truly silent. And truly beautiful.

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My trip started in Amman via a rather disappointing 5.5hr BA flight from LHR. Entry into the country is haphazard but simple enough, handing over your 40 Jordanian Dinar (JD for short, about £43 or $56) for your visa on arrival. Amman is a hectic, traffic-ridden city same as any other capitol. People are friendly and helpful and don’t want to bother you. You need to dress conservatively as it is a Muslim country, but other than the call to prayer and the beautiful mosques dotted around you wouldn’t necessarily notice it immediately. Jordanians have a wicked, teasing sense of humour and everyone seems to be drinking coffee and having the time of their lives! The Citadel is the centre point of downtown and looms above the main roads as well as the ampitheatre opposite where everyone hangs out. You can happily wander the winding backroads (prepare yourself for some hills and lots of steps!) and have a coffee or mint tea just about anywhere. And no visit is complete without sampling the best falafel in town at Hashems. But Amman is not where the real treasures lie….

A visit to Jerash is well worth while – yes we’ve all seen Roman ruins before but I have to say these are quite spectacular. Don’t miss singing a tune whilst standing on the ‘sweet spot’ in the amphitheatre and a walk along the cardio maxima. From Jerash head to the Dead Sea – 410m below sea level and presumable the saltiest place on Earth! Floating buoyantly (whilst being very careful not to get water in your eye) is a peculiar experience but one not to be missed. Cover yourself in the greenish mud and your skin will be eternally grateful (and soft).

Mount Nebo (where Moses saw the promised land) offers views of Jericho and Bethlehem and houses a church with ancient mosaic flooring inside. Unfortunately it was so windy – and I mean seriously windy – it was impossible to stay long or take any decent photos. Moving onto Madaba and the incredible Byzantine mosaic map in the Church of St George which has survived almost fully in tact is definitely worth a visit. From there its 2.5hrs to Petra.

I would advise a visit to Little Petra (Siq al-Barid) before you visit the real thing, but nothing prepares you for that first glimpse of the Treasury through the canyon. It is simply breath-taking, you can hardly believe you are standing there in front of this majestic 40m carving that you’ve only seen in pictures. Trust me, photos do not do this place justice! The rainbow striping of the sandstone is like nothing I’ve seen before. Purples and pinks, natural streaks and patterns, even the steps to the Monastery look carpeted. Petra is one of the most striking sights I have ever seen. 5 hours is just enough time to climb the 800 steps to the Monastery, walk around all the royal tombs and hike to the viewpoint above the Treasury, but you could easily spend longer. Get there as early as you can to beat the crowds but also get the best light. Trust me it’s worth it. There are other hikes you can do, but be wary of people (particularly men dressed as Jack Sparrow – yes it’s a thing) inviting you to take ‘short cuts’, and please don’t ride the animals unless you absolutely have to. We saw a dead donkey with it’s little baby standing beside her lost and lonely. The hiking was not that difficult and donkeys were absolutely not needed. Plus there is something amazing to see around every turn, and you’ll miss it if you’re clinging onto a hooved animal for dear life.

If that wasn’t enough reason put Jordan on your list then a night in the Wadi Rum will likely convince you. A jeep tour across the dunes swerving around craggy rocks to scale the famous arches (think The Martian) should help you work up an appetite for a traditional Bedouin meal. Cooked underground for hours and served with rice we were treated to delicious, tender meat and veg – it doesn’t get much more locally sourced than that! We sat around the bonfire drinking tea under a sky full of stars including a few shooting before heading to our cosy tents and warm blankets.

From there it is just an hour to Aqaba, the ‘resort’ of Jordan resting on the Red Sea. Aqaba is a tax-free special economic zone designed to encourage tourism – it even waives the visa fee! With hotter temperatures and excellent snorkelling Aqaba is a must-see. You can end the day with happy hour cocktails on the Hilton rooftop watching the sunset and smoking some shisha. I felt that perhaps the locals are not quite ready for tourism yet, although it looks like a resort it doesn’t feel like one. Which is a a good thing as you don’t visit Jordan just to drink and sunbathe. Despite this, Aqaba is a great end to a week-long adventure! I honestly cannot recommend Jordan enough!

Direct flights go to Amman and Aqaba daily. G Adventures offers 8 day tours starting and finishing in Amman. It felt safe for solo/female travellers although I did not use public transport on my trip. Driving would be a good way to sightsee and the roads are good. A meal costs £4-8 and accommodation is of a good standard.

Greece – The road to Naxos

Crete was not made for sleeping! I was exhausted before, and the thin walls, early morning booming music and late nights were catching up. I had everything crossed for Naxos to provide some peace. If I could get there – the weather warnings were out in force, and not knowing what the ferries were like I didn’t know if I’d be going anywhere! However, after escaping to Rethymno the previous day (see Greece – A Cretan Introduction) the storms never arrived and, email in hand, I set off for the port (easily walkable from Iraklion town).
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A huge car ferry awaited me – a new itinerary according to our Airbnb host – which goes to Naxos via Santorini and Ios over about 4 hours. The seats were comfortable, the aircon cool and best of all, there was soya milk for tea! The first hour was really choppy, and my headphones couldn’t drown out the noise of people vomiting everywhere, but fortunately it did settle down. The first stop was Santorini and it was really cool to see the famous cadella and the hike up to the town which awaited me next week!

Arrival into Naxos is really cool with the temple of Apollo standing proudly on it’s own islet surrounded by sea which is the kind of blue that lets you know you’re on holiday. My guesthouse was slightly out of the town up along a cliff-edge dirt track in Grotta, which perches on the precipice overlooking the town and sea. It is beautiful. My room at Magic View was gorgeous with a shared terrace overlooking the sea, comfy bed, fridge and bathroom. Not bad for €20 a night. The host, Maria, couldn’t do enough for me including letting me have a late check out for free and lending me a little water heater for my morning tea. I spent the day wandering the gorgeous town, looking round the supermarkets (of which there are many) picking up some bits for brekkie – including soya milk and yoghurts – yay! I checked out the options for the next day including a daytrip to Delos and Mykonos for €50. I decided to book it as the good ol’ LP described an amazing world heritage site, even if it didn’t include lunch. I tried to find the travel agents where I had seen the trip and got completely lost! I found the cathedral, dead-end alleys and staircases that literally led nowhere, it was like the Labyrinth!
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I found it eventually, and celebrated with a lovely dinner of stuffed peppers and butterbeans whilst the burning red sun dipped in the sky. As pure coincidence, the seat I had chosen gave me the most amazing view of the sun through a tiny window of a church on the harbour! It just felt like I was meant to be there – a truly meaningful, breathtaking moment.

 

 

 

Day 2Daytripper – Delos and Mykonos

Day 3 began with a leisurely breakfast on the terrace whilst scouring the LP for the best way to spend my last day. And reportedly no trip to Naxos would be complete without an excursion to Filoti and Halki.  The bus was due at 11:30 from outside the port, so I wandered down and bought a ticket from the office on the opposite side of the road (you can’t purchase them on the bus). There was quite a group waiting, I hoped they weren’t all doing what I was doing.

The plan was to get the bus to Filoti, wander round the town and then walk down the slope to Halki and get the last bus at 4:30. The journey was epic! Amazing scenery, old remnants of churches dotted about, wild hairpin turns with sheer drops, all at 50 mph! We stopped along the way to pick up some folks. There’s a really great moment between the driver and the passenger; the passenger holds out their ticket as they board, and the driver rips it and keeps half. Its such a brief and yet established bond that requires both parties to uphold their part. I love the intimacy of it. The lady next to me was signing crosses at every sharp turn – I hoped this wasn’t based on previous experience!  She got off literally in the middle of nowhere with 3 large bags – where was she going?!? Another lady got on and started having a long conversation with the driver and handed him a packet which I thought were photos. I assumed they were related or something. But later I realised that he was delivering letters for her! Driver slash postman! Brilliant.

Filoti was pretty but small. The museum and church were both closed, and after walking 10 minutes in each direction and sampling a delicious orange juice I’d run out of things to do! I did have a lovely chat with an elderly chap called Zos who told me that Naxos doesn’t have tourists, it has family. How awesome is that?! I did find these though:

I felt lots of eyes on me, which may have been my short shorts. My shoulders were covered but I guess a fairly provincial town might have quite conservative views. I would dress respectfully if you visit. My bad. I also was aware of how the locals communicated – via horn! 1 beep for hello, 2 for how’s it going and 3 for see you later!

I started my ‘descent’ to Halki, all 2 kms down the main road with no pavement. Its pretty enough with its views of mountains and fields, but be warned the cars drive at any speed they want – usually break-neck! About halfway down I spotted a sign pointing towards a narrow lane that I thought translated as ‘Halki 15 minutes’. So I thought, why not? It took me past some very old dilapidated houses, and church and a farm, where I stopped to have lunch in the shade of an olive tree. As I carried on walking, the lane split in 2. The right was a dead end. And the left took me into a field full of sheep! I was a bit scared at first, til I remembered ‘oh right, they’re just sheep’. But the path just turned into gravel and I couldn’t see where it led. So I went back to the road. And was in Halki in 15 minutes! Coincidence??dsc_0629.jpg

Now the LP said that no trip to Naxos was complete without a trip to Halki. Well I hate to be a party pooper but mine wouldn’t have suffered without it! It was a very cute village with some lovely shops and restaurants, but it was tiny. I think its a great starting point for some walks, and I tried to follow a few paths, but being alone and climbing broken bridges and piles of nettles, I quickly admitted defeat. So I settled for some delicious traditional orange cake instead.

 

The bus home was rammed and had an extremely loud Canadian girl talking about all her adventures. To celebrate my time in Naxos I went back to the first restaurant with the setting sun and had a goodbye fish supper – but I couldn’t eat it as they were babies and all had heads on! So like the Pied Piper I delivered fish and squid to all the neighbourhood cats! Probably the best dinner they’d had in a while!

Naxos was a truly magical experience, so warm and homely. The people were all wonderfully welcoming. You could just enjoy getting lost there! Ferries run from Crete, Ios and Santorini 3-5 days a week and start at 18 euros. Accommodation and food were very reasonable. A daytrip to Delos and Mykonos is 50 euros and departs most days from the smaller harbour next to the ferry port. There is also a bus tour around the island for 25 euros. All available from any of the tour offices in the town and all offer similar prices. I recommend staying in Grotta as it is quieter and an easy 10 minute walk to the town. Naxos felt safe as a lone traveller. This definitely belongs on your ‘to do’ list.

Daytripper – Delos and Mykonos

According to the bible (Lonely Planet), Delos is not to be missed! And I would have to agree. I don’t know a lot about Greek history, and unless you get a guided tour of Delos you’re not gonna learn any there! But it is a truly breathtaking place.

After a fine breakfast of fruit, yoghurt and toast (not real toast but that mini toasted bread you can buy in packs across Europe) I wandered down to the harbour to find my boat ‘Naxos Star’, a cute little ferry that had clearly been decorated in 1972 when chintzy cabaret lounges were all the rage. I chose a ‘lounge’ seat by the coffee bar and made friends with Nikos, the 25 year old barman who was only on his 2nd day on the job. We set of for Delos via another collection of troops from neighbouring Paros, which also looked gorgeous with its bright white harbour town. It quickly got borderline raucous  with the French and German groups clearly having the time of their lives, hugging, laughing and drinking tiny coffees and shots of raki! You couldn’t help but smile.

We were told we had 3 hours at Delos – that’s a lot of time if the LP has oversold. We flocked towards the entrance like well behaved sheep, and when I flashed my student card (yes technically I was still studying) I got in for free! Standard price €12 – bonza! There were plenty of groups being led by little flags and parasols, but I was quite glad not to be part of one as standing still for 30 mins between stone walls baking in the scorching sun did not appeal at all. Instead I put my ‘arty’ hat on (wishing I’d brought my actual hat) and went looking for photo ops. I really enjoyed myself – its been a long time since I simply looked at the angles and colours instead of the history – I was off-roading (naughty) climbing over boulders and stumbling over old relics. I loved the blend of man-made and nature, and the aptitude of the architects back then, incredible.

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These ancient walls were completely solid, no glimmer of light getting through, amazing edges and corners crafted, presumably by rather primitive means. I made my way to the amphitheater which was still in quite good condition carved right into the rockface itself. I was ready for lunch, and while the majority had chosen to sit in the roasting midday sun inside the amphitheater for theirs, I decided to wander around it to find a shady spot. I took the path to the left and chose a rocky perch that offered shade, back support and the occasional gecko peeking out from a rock. People kept on coming, searching for the way to the very top, only to be disappointed when they found it was a dead end – and me! (For those who are planning this trip – take the far path to the right of the theatre to get to the top – the left however offers an amazing lunch vista!)

I’d seen a picture of some sculptures that looked like sealions (actually 7th century lions), so  after my cashews and plums I headed down to explore the other side. This was much flatter with more open spaces and paved walkways to follow. I heard a whinning Aussie accent ask his wife “Whiieer are the lyyyons?” I saw his wife point to them about 50 meters away. He replied “Is it faaaaarrr?” Er, no. I had a great time taking all sorts of shots to turn into a kind of Any Warhol collection! I also found a hawk perusing its surroundings standing proudly on an ancient pillar. I cooled down before boarding by having a little paddle in the shallows of the make-shift harbour. I showed Nikos my photos as he hadn’t been off the boat yet. He laughed at all the lizard pictures “You want one as pet?!”
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45 minutes later we arrived at the Mykonos pier – where 5 cruise ships were tendering in. Oh dear, this is gonna be BUSY! Stefanos, another crew member told me “Oh beautiful Sarah (!) just go straight, you find a nice quiet place”. Do you know how hard it is to “just go straight” in Greece?!?! I set off towards the town (called Mykonos Town), following the bay curving against the lapping ocean. But between the crowds and the almost-fluorescent white  winding narrow paths of the old town it was easy to lose any sense of direction. I ended up at the other end of the bay, walking up hill towards some beautiful old windmills perching above a dazzling view. 

After a while I wandered back in search of sustenance. I knew Mykonos would be expensive but €8 for chips?? No way! I deliberately walked away from the crowds and eventually stumbled across a tiny taverna near a museum and a public toilet! It was offering mezze and a cold beer for €6 – that’s more like it! The food and music from an old record player were wonderful, and I basked in the dappled sun whilst my beer supplied a lovely buzz. Hmmm. Bliss, until I realise I had no idea where I was or how far the ferry was! Oops! But all was well and I even had time to paddle in the cool sea before heading back on board. A brilliant day rounded off by Nikos asking me out for dinner! Not bad for a Thursday….

Greece – A Cretan Introduction

DSC_03192 weeks of island hopping ahead, where better to start than Crete, with its prolific history and antiquated beauty? I knew nothing about Greece, having only stopped overnight in Athens en route to Cairo once in 2010. So I was hoping to explore, learn and eat everything I could in the time I had there. I admit I was a little nervous about backpacking alone (it has been a while) so I took a friend with me for the first bit to ease me in gently!

Arriving in Hania (Also Chania and Chani – this happens a lot in Greece) – easy, actually. After a slightly delayed – and slightly boozy flight it was simple to find the airport bus waiting right outside (buy your ticket at the little booth before boarding). Its roughly 30 minutes to the bus station, and with a bit of help from Google maps we arrived at our beach hotel, and most importantly, the beach! After the longest GoT winter at home the weather was gorgeously hot and not a cloud in the sky! We grabbed a couple of free sun loungers and promptly passed out, our pasty bodies soaking up the heat like hungry lizards. Hania seafront is a lovely little road (currently being re-tarmacked) dotted with the usual hotels, restaurants and little news agent-type shops that always hold some secret and fantastically foreign treasures. We found gin-in-a-tin which was a fab way to keep the party going until the sun slinked behind some lowly clouds and it was time to find some dinner.

We wandered up towards the pretty little harbour to a busy but sedate restaurant overlooking the water for a fabulous dinner of seafood and salmon (no veggie options here unfortunately) and were given a free dessert too! This, it turns out, is very common throughout Greece, and part of the laidback, rather drawn out experience of eating – there’s no rushing, you should expect to be sat for at least an hour and a half and will usuallybe given a dessert or a shot of raki (local grape-based aperitif that tastes like petrol) or both! I believe it is supposed to aid digestion rather than get you drunk, though I can’t say it did a lot for my stomach!

The next day we trekked back to the rather modern bus depot for our next stop of Iraklion (Heraklion, Iraklio) which is the ‘capitol’ of Crete. For €15 a comfortable coach took us along the winding, mountainous roads, stopping at undisclosed but apparently locally known bus stops along the way. Some of the places looked beautiful! Iraklion was busy with traffic and tourists compared with Hania, but it was reasonably easy to navigate (ish – there’s a few twists that throw you) and we found our Airbnb apartment on the coast road. We checked in and went exploring immediately which included lunch in the tourist area I would usually avoid. But I have to say my veggie risotto was delicious and it was genuinely delightful to sit in the shade of a huge tree and watch the world do its thing circling the Morosini fountain, which is the main hub. We meandered around in the sunshine stumbling across the usual old churches and relics of all European towns and culminating with a walk out to the fort with a melty ice cream!

For dinner we may have got a little bit tipsy and wandered into the buzzing hipster quarter of the town around Al Greco Park. Again no veggie options but I have to say the €7 moussaka was incredible! On our way home we stopped for water (and possibly more wine) and ended up having a hilarious drinking session with Vlad, a Russian shop owner who was clearly keen to make friends for the night. He had a little stash of raki and something made from bergamot which was delicious, and every person that entered was initiated into our private drinking club! Brilliant, random fun – if you’re ever there please go say hi from us and see what I wrote on the wall about Jesus! (it made sense at the time).

With sore heads we left the next day to explore Knossos, the Minoan capitol of Crete which houses the ruins of the legendary palace built in 7BC. Supposedly the palace was designed so that once you were inside you couldn’t get out!

dsc_0374-e1528458682269.jpgIt is also the basis of the myth of the Theseus and the minotaur. It was reconstructed – rightly or wrongly – by a Brit called Arthur Evans, and this allows you to get a real sense of the place which was eventually destroyed by earthquakes. It is definitely worth the 30min bus ride and the entrance fee – as is the archeology museum which you can buy for an extra euro. (The museum is in Iraklion town, don’t ask to visit at Knossos because they look at you like you’re crazy!). The restaurant there was surprisingly good value too, and no tourist day out would be complete without browsing the tat shops on the way back to the bus stop!

 

 

 

 

Our evening was spent at the not-as-trendy-as-it-looks Café Mar on the seafront, just west of the fort. Its a great place for sunset and the drinks were large and the food tasty. Although we were the only ones in the place drinking anything other than coffee! I know that the drinking culture in Greece is cavernously different from the UK’s obliteration ethos but still, it was Saturday night! So we took full advantage of the giant-sized sangrias and the veggie and vegan options which were not half bad. I recommend it for a chilled evening out away from the tourists.

The next day was filled with weather warnings arriving from the east, so we decided to try and outrun the storm by heading 1 hour west to Rethymno, a simply gorgeous place right on the Cretan sea with a tiny beach, sprawling waterfront and beautiful cobbled streets meandering behind the hipster cafes. Along the way through stunning surroundings of fluorescent pink and yellow flowers against stark grey rocks we kept seeing these clusters of coloured crates. They almost look like beehives or chests of drawers. We couldn’t work out what they were for – I’d love to find out!

Its hard to know where to start with Rethymno’s abundance of qualities: Sipping cocktails by the water’s edge, men fishing by the lighthouse, groups of lazy 20 somethings lounging on sofas drinking coffee, the ominously-looming old fort overlooking the town. Best of all for me – wandering round the old streets not knowing where you’ll end up or what you’ll discover next. Every corner seems to unleash more beauty than the last. A truly stunning part of Crete that deserves a visit. You have to go, you have to!

Crete is easy to get around, friendly and inviting. It was a great launch pad for a trip around the Cyclades, which is what I chose to do. Travel to and from Athens is possible, as well as the Dodecanese and daytrips to Santorini. If Greece isn’t in your top 10 then you’re gonna need a new list. It just gets better and better.

Next stop – Naxos!

Papar Moscas en Valencia

_20170713_220855 For those who speak better Spanish than me,

the title of this piece (is supposed to) mean daydreaming in Valencia .  The Spanish saying papar moscas literally translates to ‘chewing flies’, which if you squint your eyes and tilt your head to the left, may elicit some hazy connection with being lost in thought. This wonderful phrase speaks to me, not just lyrically, but because it feels so applicable to Valencia. I was lucky enough to visit a friend living in Ibiza, and was ‘forced’ by lack of direct flights to stop in Valencia on the return journey. So I decided to book 2 nights in a nice hotel and go exploring, one of my favourite things to do.

And so I sit, at 7pm on a Thursday night, in the shade because the sun is still el-scorchio, at a local bar doing just this – papar moscas. As my cold beer pours condensation onto my lap, I look to my right at a table of older ladies, at least in their 70’s, supping down drinks like it was happy hour at a tea dance. They chat and gesture emphatically, one of them on her 3rd San Miguel – before dinner! I’m in awe, and slightly tipsy on my first! I can tell that not many tourists come here, a few people have 1 eye on me, but its vague interest at best, and I feel comfortable and relaxed as I peruse my surroundings and absorb this warm, friendly atmosphere.

Valencia is a beautiful city, well designed and easy going. It is simple to navigate and very accessible, confirmed by the number of wheelchair users I see here enjoying the sights and lifestyle. The Metro tram/train system is also user-friendly, comprising of 9 lines stretching from the airport to the huge stretch of beach 18kms to the east. I am told my hotel is 4kms away from the old city, which used to be a walled roman city back in the day. So I decided to take the scenic route and walk through Turia Jardin, once a river, now a meandering park winding its way through the heart of Valencia. It houses many spectacular buildings including the opera house (pictured above), science museum and oceanarium – all contemporary masterpieces, surrounded by water that accommodates children learning to sail and even zorbing! A bit further on and you reach the concert hall with a grandly-pillared water feature in front. You’ll wander past palm trees, cross little lakes, and walk under ornate bridges, one of which was built in the 14th century with 2 striking reconstructed statues at one end. And then you reach the main attraction – the old city!

It is a pleasant afternoon spent wandering the streets of this place. Old churches and huge towers at every turn, little bars and shops in unexpected places, and of course, the cathedral (Cathedral–Basilica of the Assumption of Our Lady, alternatively known as Saint Mary’s Cathedral). Set in a large square, gardens and pubs (and sadly, a McDonalds) at the front, surrounded by stunning dusky pink and terracotta brown walls at the back, the cathedral is breathtaking. Also tucked away back there is the archaeology museum which houses roman relics dating as far back as 3AD.

If you take Calle Cabealleros from there you can wander past more shops and cafes – including 2 vegan cafes – up to the Botanical Gardens. At first not an overly impressive display, and very little English translation, but as you venture further you start to notice babbling streams, butterflies, birds and several cats! And suddenly you want to sit down, close your eyes and, oh, papar moscas once again! From here I headed back towards the centre, where I thought by taking Calle Vicente Martir I would head straight for Plaza de Toros, the amphitheater built in the 1850’s to mimic the roman architectural style. However, somehow I ended up back at the cathedral! So I sat down at a table just round the corner from the cathedral to drink in my surroundings as well as a cold, much-needed beer.

The following day, before my 8pm flight, I headed to the sprawling golden sands where €4.50 gets you an umbrella and in my case, severe sunburn! But the water is clear and warm, the sand is soft and the drinks overpriced – but this is what holidays are made of!

I would highly recommend a trip to this beautiful place, and with it being just a 2 hour flight from Gatwick airport you can easily do it in a weekend. The food is cheap, the beer is cold – so don’t chew flies – book yourself a trip!

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February Blows

I hate February. Seriously, what has it ever done for me? There’s nothing good about it. Winter has been going strong for at least 3 months (granted October was pretty awesome last year), but now you’re depleted, in full hibernation-mode. Christmas has been and gone so you’re broke and fat. You’ve been promised snow at least twice; “ooh fill up your freezers folks, its gonna be a doozy!” but it never arrived.  You’ve begrudgingly trudged to work through rain, wind, and that biting cold rainy wind that burns your eyes and turns your fingers to stonenorway-take-1-36. You thought you just had to get through January and everything would be fine again. Just keep swimming. The light at the end of the dark cold perpetual tunnel. But no – here’s February and its every bit as bleak as the rest of it.

Suddenly, a glimmer of hope! The mornings start getting lighter, the nights are creeping, tip-toeing further away, ooh is that a ray of sunshine I can feel on my back? And just when you think everything’s gonna be alright, March is here….bang! Clocks back. Back to darkness. Back to misery, and another long ‘when the hell is payday’ month. It was all lies! So February can do one.

So how can cope?

There are many ways we can deal with this nightmare. Stay in every night. Pop some vitamin D. Take up mulling and spend your nights warmly inebriated. But the best answer surely has to be – GET OUTTA HERE! Frankly my dears, this is the only coping mechanism worth any money (I’m not knocking vitamin D or mulling, both are excellent strategies). Scrape your pennies, get another credit card, sell your body – whatever it takes to get you on that plane/bus/boat. Yes you’ll probably spend the next 8 months paying it off. But imagine: the warmth in your bones, the freedom of your toes without socks and shoes, the gently exfoliation of the sand against your skin. Eating outside, without a scarf. This is happy. This is free. This my friends, is the only way.